Hey what’s going on you guys! If you’re anything like me you’ve spent the last three months trapped in a steel drum rolling down an “up” escalator. Life can be very dizzying and loud and it’s like nobody will help you because there is a sale at Chico’s. But here we are again, talking about the best show on television Monster Mashin’. Just kidding it’s actually called The Vampire Diaries and A METRIC TON has happened since last time we hung out on the internet together gabbin’ about it. Here’s a quick list of highlights:
My life is complete now that Price Peterson is doing TVD recaps again.
Food is good and all that but YOU REALLY FUCKING NEED WATER. I always drink one glass of water before each meal and another glass right after. Shit, that’s almost all the water you need in a day.
Feeling tired? Got a headache? Nauseous? Fuck those Rx commercials with their crazy ass side effects, drinking more water is the cheapest way to feel better. I drink mine straight but if you’re fancy as fuck then toss in some lemon, mint leaves, lime, cucumber, lemongrass. I don’t give a good goddamn, JUST DRINK IT.
I’ve found my new favorite blog.
I remember you well in The Chelsea Hotel; that’s all, I don’t even think of you that often. ♫